My name is Robert Paulson

Best way to reach me is email

Fish donations are always welcome

Here’s my resume

Notable projects

• A replacement controller for my Litter Robot 3 written in C
• A website for a chess club I frequent
• A website for the Rainier fan club
• I define frequent commands as make target includes
• A recent GnuPG version packaged for CentOS and Debian
• Not that great of a script for migrating off PostgreSQL BDR
• A devops clock, and another
• Some haikus and rhymes
• Beer and kombucha labels
• My ongoing book list
• In emergency, break open
• My father’s website
• My selfies
• I posed for my father’s app logo

Opinions

Social updates	12/07/2021
Excellent Code	03/16/2021
Fairness and Law Enforcement	09/02/2020
Industry and workers	06/25/2020
Innovation and Dependence	06/12/2020

Reference

Talking to cheese	09/18/2021
Caveats of buying a house	05/25/2021

City guides

Moscow
Chicago
San Diego

Presentations

• Another presentation about secret storage given at SADA
• Grindr birthed
  • a presentation about secret storage as well as
  • one about a failed POC of GoCD
• At NordstromRack.com|Hautelook I produced a presentation on a few CISSP chapters with a partner
  • though it’s not as useful without our notes

Folks

• John Paul Hayes II and has a pretty cool personal site and home API
• Bryce Case makes music and talks shit on the internet like a boss
• Naftuli Kay is an engineer (not of trains), he does things right
• James Khang was taking control of his skillset by building a game
  • …now he’s got a blog
• Jonathan M. Tran breaks linux and messes with photos
• Vetsin does infosec stuff
• Jave is the future of programming I collaborate on